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biff curd

vaginal secretions, something you fancy eating after a night litening to minimal techno

" i want some biff curd on toast"
"geez a swallae of yer biff curd"

by shlurp12345 October 28, 2008


curd up the fridge

Mike green

Mike green is curd up the fridge

by Lolatu8926363828 February 20, 2016


Thong curds

Those crusty yet juicy kernels of feminine goodness that accumulate on a right fitting thong over tome

On my goodness , those are some mighty tasty thong curds you have cultivated.

by glittered and tattered April 30, 2023


Mind your milks and curds

Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.

Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!

Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?

by Tikal427 May 17, 2023


nubbly curd

1) The goat cheese at the bottom of the container.
2) When you jizz into a cup and leave it out for a few days.

I was doing the dishes when I accidentally scrubbed the nubbly curd out of the bottom of my favorite coffee cup. My roommate is going to get the ass beating of a life time when he gets home.

by anonomys spiderman July 10, 2011


Diddle curds

When the vaginal moisture, or essence, of a woman post-coitus (or as a result of self-fornatication) begins to coagulate. Can be served as a midday treat a la pumpkin seeds.

Wow, Rach, your diddle curds are delicious this time of year. Are they homegrown, or did you get them at a farmer’s market?

by ididitallfortheloiriii8 June 11, 2022


Hot Curd

A glass bottom boat augmented with a chilled quart of cottage cheese.

Janice wasn't impressed with my attempt at a glass bottom boat - so I upped the ante with a steaming Hot Curd.

by Narpets September 7, 2015