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Cure my rainy day blues

Rainy day blues can be a real bitch to cure. The only proven method known is to find yourself a "Mike". These "Mike's" have been known to bring a smile to any person suffering from the rainy day blues, or RDB's in short. "Mikes" Born in the month of April seem to be the best at what they do. It is believed that that "April Mike's" are made up of %72 rain, and this is why RDB's are his specialty.

Its raining and Im sad...someone get me a Mike to cure my rainy day blues.

by The Cure September 28, 2006

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michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

by anna is a bananya May 6, 2019

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cure rashers

cure rashers!

cure rashers,

by Debskelly1985 May 6, 2023


cured pussy

A smooth well trimmed ,pussy that has that shiny new look to it right after shaving.

"Mary's hairy pussy is now a cured pussy now I shaved off that hairy beast!"

by TheAnonymousArtist August 24, 2023


The Banana Cure

An ancient Shemalian hangover cure where one eats two bananas for every serving of alcohol at the end of the evening of drinking. If performed correctly and no more than 8 bananas are needed to cancel out the drinks, one will wake up the next day feeling like a Shemalian Queen. If one eats more than 8 bananas one night, they will have a 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet out of necessity instead of feeling like a queen.

It was frosty pumpkin season and Steph was enjoying an evening patio session with Johanna. After finishing up gossiping and creeping online, she realized that they had polished off two bottles of wine by themselves. Worried about the MIL visit the following morning, she remembered The Banana Cure. After figuring out that she drank 5 servings of wine, she proceeded to eat 10 bananas, forgetting that the rule clearly states to stop at 8. Fortunately, she avoided the 69% chance of sleeping next to the toilet and miraculously felt great the next morning just in time for the visit from her favorite MIL.

by MenoDrive September 13, 2024


curing some cancer

(verb) euphemism for having the sexual relations of the most taboo variety with only a partially consenting adult

me: have you seen mike and jessica?
ann: i haven't; they're probably off somewhere curing some cancer
me: ew. that's disgusting

by elderlythud September 11, 2021


When RobTop Meets Pretty Cure

When RobTop Meets Pretty Cure is a collaborative development franchise that merges elements from the platform rhythm game, RobTop’s Geometry Dash, with the magical girl anime and multimedia series, Pretty Cure. Initially created by Todo Izumi, the series underwent a complete overhaul by RaidKiller24 Enterprises, including the recreation of dances.

Each level of the series follows a structured format: an introductory announcement, the introduction of new characters, and gameplay featuring a custom song from Newgrounds within a Geometry Dash level, alongside various dance moves that sync up to the custom song, surprising the players. This sequential arrangement creates a fusion of the magical girl genre with side-scrolling music platforming gameplay.

The Forces of Black and White is the first level of the When RobTop Meets Pretty Cure series.

by RaidKiller24 May 21, 2024