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Cat: *hiss*
Person: oh damn don't use your dangerous mittens on me!
This is an intense form of masterbation. Combining the popular stranger method with the less-known danger method. You sit on your hand until it falls asleep. You then proceed to start whacking off so it feels like someone else is doing it, and about halfway through, you yell out for your mom very loud so that she hears you. This is what makes it dangerous, you have to finish the job before she makes it to your room to see you doing your business. Be very careful, for as exciting as this may sound, it has gotten many a young man in a lot of trouble.
I totally tried out the danger stranger the other night, and now my mom is making me take this stupid medication. I'll win next time.
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Someone who feels an intense desire for thrills and spills to offset unpleasant memories, usually from childhood.
-- “Man, bust Damien. Skydiving all the time, bungee hopping off tall buildings and shit. I remember back in the day when he was just a tackle dummy, always getting picked last in gym, always getting cut from the track team.”
-- “Yeah and look at the results. A danger junkie for real. Poor fool be trying to outrun the shit torturing his mind.
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Similar to the danger wank, the act is a derivation of the well known and much beloved pastime of dogging with a heightened element of danger: before engaging in the act of dogging the participants must call the police and provide them with their precise location, and proceed to carry out the act with the aim of finishing and fleeing the area prior to police intervention.
Operator:"hello this is 911 whats your emergency?"
Absolute lad: "hi Can you put me through to the police please?
Police: "this is the police what appears to be the emergency?"
Absolute lad:"hi, just out for an evenings danger-dogging. Our location is Euclid avenue carpark, Shropshire. My ETC is 4minutes..."
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Your partner is in a doggy style position. You take your hands and stretch there asshole apart. While you are stretching there ass apart your partner pushes like trying to take a shit. Then you lean down (ass still being stretched and lover still pushing) you bite there puckered stretched ass.
I wish my boyfriend wouldnt have given me the danger dinga after prom, my ass still aches.
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Scottish term to refer NO PROBLEM.
"Fanks fer the can of Irn Bru", "nae danger pal"
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