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deadbeat kids

Having children that just aren't worth supporting

"Let the state take care of them, they're deadbeat kids"

by Reginald Byrd January 15, 2016

5048πŸ‘ 4022πŸ‘Ž


Deadbeat husband

A man who is married yet forgets he’s married whenever he is at work. He never calls his wife to let her know if he’s going to be late, leaving her to wonder when she may be β€œlucky” enough to have him home. His children stop asking when he will be home because they are so used to him being late. Then when his wife gets upset by it he sends his wife stupid photos of the cat because he’s emotionally retarded.

Wife - β€œDinner is ready”
Deadbeat Husband -β€œOh about that...”
β€œHere’s a cat photo, see you in an hour”

by Ben in the den July 2, 2018

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


deadbeat dad

A divorced father who refuses to support his children who live with his ex-wife and therefore must be forced to pay child support.

Darron and Ellen's father does not help them, so he is a deadbeat dad.

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

24πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Deadbeat Facebooker

someone who makes a facebook page and never checks it.
the opposite of somebody who has a farmville.

Wow my brother has a facebook but never gets on. he is such a deadbeat facebooker.
deadbeat
facebook

by hermanmelville 1256 February 5, 2010

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


deadbeat dad

a man who is a wimp and will not give money to his wordbaby mama/word.

this dude humped some chick, then boned the hell outta there... now she gots a kid and he ain't givin her nuttin. he's a deadbeat MF dad

by spanky July 10, 2003

27πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Deadbeat Dad

A so called man who is always making promises of when they'll come spend time with their child but never shows up even though they live 15 minutes away. Always has lame excuses to why they Never spend time with their child And only gives the bare minimum amount of financial help. Even though they know they can do more but choose to Leave everything to the mother.

Mom: When are you gonna spend time with ur son?
Deadbeat Dad: Oh i will next week. Monday! I promise.
NEXT WEEK....
Mom: Hello you never showed up to get ur son.

Deadbeat Dad: I was hanging with my friends all night and im to tired. I'll get him next week.

........Never shows up, has new excuses.

by Sickandtiredoftheselamedudes May 28, 2018

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Deadbeat dad

Someone who gets made at their babymama and wants nothing to do with the kid. A punk ass bitch who needs to step up... then will get mad when their child calls another man "daddy".

He's so mad at his babymama he said "fuck it" and became a deadbeat dad.

by A'Mon March 26, 2017

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž