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Peebles is a department store located in the Hoosick St. Plaza of Troy NY. Known as a company that once attempted to be known as 'Peoples', but had to change it to Peebles because of the way their entirely Hispanic and Mentally Challenged work force pronounced the name. The first major department store chain to recommend you wash the clothing you purchased from their store before wearing to avoid become infested with Puerto Rican Fleas that has transferred from their employees and woven its way deep within the fabric of their garments. Peebles is a proud employer of Confidential Police Informants, child rapist, child pornographers, the illiterate, low level but active criminals, and of course those who reek like a broken Taco Bell toilet. Hence all of the Puerto Ricans. Many Puerto Rican employee's sell Marijuanna to the underaged children of customers in order to support their Crack addiction and leave large foul bowel movements on the floor because they have never seen a real toilet and as a result are to developmentally delayed in their potty training, but will adamantly deny this true fact out of embarrassment if ever confronted.
John: Hey Juan, you work at the Peebles on Hoosick st in Troy
Juan:Se' Señor, but only till I get my food stamps, then Im retiring
John: The Peebles Department Store (Troy NY).
John: You have fleas jumping off you.
Juan: Se' Señor.
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"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.
Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin
“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”
The various charters of scat from Canada all the way to The south. Scat is worldwide, and the department makes sure everyone follows the scat rules and everything is in order. Scat is the act of sexual pleasure using feces
« Adam was excommunicated from the scat department for not logging in his scat hours
More accurate descriptor for the Human Resources, HR, or Personnel Departments in many companies.
After Bill got really sick, the Anti-Personnel Department found an excuse to fire him, and cancel his medical insurance, because he had turned up late for work a couple of times..
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That bitch Amber is crazy! We need to call the Boston police department, if you know what I mean.
The IDT Department is a trolling group on discord that has hatred towards specific groups. LGBTQ, BLM, etc..
Have you ever heard of The IDT Department?
Yeah, they bullied my friend for being gay.