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A Home Depot is a home for monke. They have wood and lights. Best of all they have my favorite thing shelves and chainsaws .
I go to the home depot to monkenap monke.
My gay ass Uncle Kyle who was too lazy, rude and gay to work in asbestos health control and oil rigs, that he got a job at Home Depot cuz he kept trying to give his bosses blowjobs and jerk them off while they're taking a shit for a raise. Now, he takes selfies of himself butt naked showing his backside wearing nothing but an orange apron with the caption saying "Papi bout to give baby that anal" and posts it to Instagram while waiting for his boss' dick to go up his tight little white boy ass.
Man did you hear about what happened to Ky-Ky's? He tried to fuck the boss again and now he's The Homo of the Depot.
A depot soda is the drink (traditionally a white monster) you grab from the cooler on your way into Home Depot. You sip it while browsing and then leave it empty somewhere in the store without paying for it.
“PUT DOWN THE GODDANN DEPOT SODA AND HELP ME LOAD THESE SHEET GOODS ONTO THE CART”
This is an amazing spectacular and very funny that you can pick up from your nearest Home Depot
Tyrone: did you get you Kaitlyn from Home Depot yet?
Jessica/ no not yet but hopefully soon!
An inside place where only the loneliest of lonely people to meet.
“Are you going to the Lonely Depot on Saturday?”
Some bitch on the internet who is called a trap for sounding like swagger souls even though she’s a girl.
“Hey you know Lonely Depot?”
“You mean the one who can’t play Fortnite for shit?”
Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.
Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night