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a large male primape with jelly rolls and a muffin top. his habitat is anywhere the strange creature can find food or anything to eat
wow what a derek
you eat to much you derek
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A musco boi who du duh deep frie for duh $2.95, free devrivery onry on tuisdauy (erryday is duh tuisdauy!)
Duh ferrow ashian: Herrow sur, are yous duh Derek?
Derek: Yus sur, I deep frie for duh $2.95! Drasgon devrivery fvree onry on duh Tuesday (erryday is duh tuesday!)
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On youtube there is a man named Derek Gerard. Go follow him he is known as he funniest youtuber ever. He is so close to a million subs. Go follow him pls.
Derek is like the best
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A deceptively charming heel. This kind of person has no real morals to speak of although he does know right from wrong, he just chooses the latter. He will say anything to get what he wants and feels no remorse at the deception. He gets off on getting you to fall for him due to many, many inadequacies as a man. He will lead you to believe he’s a great person who’s really into you but is really only using you out of boredom. He’s a pathological liar and will say whatever he needs to to keep you hanging on.
“He’s a total Derek, a player. Watch out for him! Typical Air Force guy just being a guy."
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gay. emo. uncool. loser. Romanyk.
Stop being such a Derek and suck it up already.
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A wife choking cunt-fuddler. Enjoys sex with marsupials, manholes, and other assorted gaping objects.
That guy really enjoys tossing his hot dog down the hallway, what a Derek.
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Someone who always blows Off plans with other people because he "forgot" or "made other plans several weeks before we made plans"
1 "hey dude. You wanna chill on Saturday"
2 "sure."
1 (later that week)"aye you still down to chill on Saturday and what time"
2 "yea if I don't go to my friends house that day"
1 "what the fuck Derek"
2 "I made plans with him like 2 weeks before" or "I forgot about our plans. He's on his way to my house rite now so I can't tell him I made plans with you first"
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