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A nigger low on melanin calories
Jordan is a diet nigger
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Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.
The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.
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Your so in love / obessesed you loose your appetite for food and only eat because you have to.
Hey girl, EAT UP!!
No, i can't i think i have a case of the love diet *pupils turn into hearts*
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When math geeks tell others that they eat or use zero animal products like honey, seafood, egg and diary, fish, and meat—named after Pythagoras, the Greek vegetarian mathematician-turned-numerologist.
Alt-right Trumpists and QAnonists never fail to remind each other that Adolf Hitler adhered strictly to a Pythagorean diet during his years-old tyrannical rule, unlike their Insurrectionist-in-Chief boss, who occasionally craves for junk food.
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your fingers need to go on a diet, as you keep hitting the wrong letters while texting on your blackberry/iphone/mobile
i keep typing the wrong letters on my phone when texting - my fingers are too fat for the buttons, they need to go on a finger diet
When you can't eat because you are unable to post photos of it on Instagram first.
Kaitlynd wouldn't touch her pie because there was an Instragam outage, she's on the Instagram Diet.
A diet meme refers to an old meme that is still kind of funny or is still in the general publics mind. A diet meme can also apply to an old meme you haven't heard about. A good way to tell if a meme is a diet meme check to see if the meme has appeared on the Ellen Show.
Friend: Hey, you remember Harambe?
Me: Wow! That's a diet meme.
Friend: I know right . Rest In Peace my sweet baby boy.