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When you have an old pair of boxers with a hole or tear in the crotch... then you squat down and your balls and dong hang down through the hole in the crotch
I thought it would be relaxing to do some Yoga in my boxers, but then my girlfriend noticed I had a total Dingle Donger.
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When a person goes to move thier bowels, and stay on the toilet long after they are done becuase the get distracted doing something else, i.e. reading, text messaging.
Bob missed the bus becuase he was dingle boppin.
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Dingle Dangle occurs when one swallows a hair for it later to be digested and pooped out. This is where the Dingle Berries attach themselves to the hair, finally creating the Dingle Dangle (dangling of dingle berries).
Wow Nan, you should have seen my Dingle Dangle last night. The amount of berries on that bad boy...
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A Big ball of shit hanging down from your ass hair!
Execuse me sir, you got a dingle berry comin' out your butt.
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When somebody's brain is so small that it hangs inside of their head like a dingle berry from someone's buttocks.
George: Hey Tony I think since it's raining outside we should layout and get a nice tan.
Tony: George your such a dingle brain.
A person who issues a final, meaningless and annoying reply to a text thread between 2 or more people. A "dingle-texter" is the type that always has to have the last text in the thread, regardless of how mundane and redundant is it. This final text forces the "normal texter" to keep having to look at the thread without getting any real enlightenment out if its ending.
Normal Texter (NT): I am making cookies tomorrow. Would you like some?
Dingle-Texter (DT): That would be great. When will they be ready?
NT: About 1PM.
DT: Let me know when ready and I will pick them up.
NT: Will do.
DT: Ok
A phrase used to insult someone without saying an actual insult, like a mudda bish
"You're such a dingle tit!" ☺️