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National Hangover Service Direct (hangover can mean come down)
You know the morning after the night before when you wake up and your head is pounding, your mouth is like a camel's ass and your stomach is doing loops. If you haven't been sick the night before you are now and looking at food makes you wanna puke all over the place. You can't believe that this foul painful feeling could simply be caused by a few innocent sweet drinks so convinced you are dying you go on nhs direct.
After typing your symptoms into the search engine it will come out with an illness that matches but isn't a hangover. Perfect. Now you can tell everyone this is what is wrong with you making you the victim not the perpetrator and meaning you don't have to go to work and worry for 8 hours about if you are going to vomit on a customer.
Also good for finding illnesses to excuse feeling generally shit that will get you out of work/college.
*weak feeble voice* Sorry Boss, I won't be in today I have Gastroenteritis. It's like food poisoning but it's a bug, I'll be off a couple of days. I spoke to NHS Direct and they recommended complete bedrest Sorry. You heard I was in L2 last night, yeh I went out for one quick one but I felt so rough I went home early. Yeh I know it sucks, see you in 4 days time.
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I think a direct conversation where peoples speak face to face or directly or straight conversation clears up alot of misunderstandings and confusion.
Peter wants to do direct conversation.
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when you use the point to point feature of a cell phone
direct-connect jimmy
Someone you know has been an asshole and pointed fingers at a lot of people and now it's on you.
"I never knew how they really felt until he fucking melted down and accused me. " I'm on direct combat!
5 british boys - sorry niall, 4 brit boys and one irish boy - who are very hot and talented. they are currently on an 18 month hiatus except the problem is it’s been 5 years. they are the only boys who can be so hot and fucking adorable at the same time and that combined with their accents makes me pregnant, im sure many other fans will agree
wow, one direction are so beautiful
one direction: if you looked this up then you know what i mean
The frustrating rocket launcher from the game Team Fortress 2 which can one shoot scout
I get owned by the direct shit