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Jen got her new wardrobe using her 10 finger discount.
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Where you go look around for the best discount on a threesome with two hookers. Though it must be noted the only way this can be performed properly is if a double check is done to find the best possible discount for the hookers that are to be involved. Upon purchasing the hookers and banging them you then proceed to pull out and jizz on both of them, all while doing Aaron Rodger's signature belt move while yelling "discount double snatch!".
Brett: So Mikey get laid yet or what?
Doug: Yeah dude he banged two hookers while doing the Discount Double Snatch.
Brett: NIICE, Aaron Rodgers would be proud.
Doug: Yeah, if only it had been performed on two dudes Rodgers would be even prouder.
Brett: True that, fuckin' FudgePackers.
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To steal something. When you steal, you grab the item with your hand - five fingers.
I got this hat at a 5 finger discount at the store!
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To steal something, usually a small item that can be easily hidden.
Whenever I walk past the candy rack, I give myself a five-finger discount.
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A special discount given by drug dealers around the holiday season to favorite customers.
I usually push a quad for 40 but I got you on that Holiday Playa's Discount for 30.
The single mom discount is when a single mother (preferably a MILF) doesn't want to pay full price for something so she seduces the man/women into sexual activity to cover the price.
Plumber: "Alright, ma'am your sink is all fixed, that will be $189"
Single mom: "Oh my, that's a little high, can I have the single mom discount?"
Plumber: "The what?"
Single mom: *Starts to stroke plumbers cock*
Plumber: "Ohh yeaa that feels nice"
...The Single mom and the plumber engage in sexual activity for about an hour...
Plumber: *Putting his clothes back on* "Well ma'am, your grand total comes to $15"
Single mom: "Now that sounds reasonable!"
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The act of simultaneously buying and stealing goods as to avoid suspicion and increase return on spent funds.
Went to Macys and bought sneakers but five finger discounted the socks and underwear.
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