doinky-doink

1- word adults use for making out when children are listening
2-all purpose word for inappropriate stuff that guys do to girls
3- one of the many alternative terms for penis

1- Father: Honey, do you want to go doinky-doink in the kitchen?

Child: Daddy, what is "doinky-doink?"
2- Yo I am so in the mood to go doinky-doink that girl right now.
3- Yo my doinky-doink is huge.

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Doink-a-Dash

Refers to hooking up with a crazy ass bitch that you just wanna get a peice of ass from and run out of her house when you get done with her when shes not looking. then never see her again.

frankie-- "hey did you get some from that psyco bitch last night?" josh-- " yeah! i pulled the good ol doink-a-dash move. soon as i came in her face and she went to the bathroom, i crapped in her pillow case, grabbed my shit and ran!" frankie--"right on"

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Double doink

When you kick a field goal and hit the upright and the crossbar and miss the field goal.

Cody Parkey double doinked a field goal to lose the 2018 NFC wildcard game to the Philadelphia Eagles.

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Diddle Doinking

to waste ones time without explanation, accomplishing nothing

Jamie and Kevin went to Stan's diddle doinking for the evening.

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Diddley Doink

Someone who thinks it's hilarious being a fuckwit.

Hey bro that diddley doink over there just shat his pants and thinks it's funny

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Double Doink

When you attempt a game winning field goal but miss by hitting both the cross bar and the upright.

Yo did you see the bears lose. The field goal attempt at the end was a fucking double doink

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LIL Doink

A small joint packed full of weed and used as a dildo.

hey will you pass the LIL Doink? I want to please myself.