I'm going to put my foot in ya dook hole. If you don't shut up.
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The act of masturbating while fingering your own asshole.
I was Dook Jacking last night and accidentally Shit in my hand
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The skin dangling from a beef curtain'ed vagina.
Flappy vagina, overused vagina, "Did you see the Dook Mariots hanging from her vagina?"
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An enormous poop. Typically this is a morning ritual for coffee drinkers worldwide. What happens is after a hot cup of Joe it turns into Bowels Gone Wild!!!
Hey Mrs. Butterfield Iโm down to fuck again but lemme just take a Mondo Dook reallly quick Iโll make it shnappy I promise then we can rub uglies one more time before I leave the Retirement Home.
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A turd that ends up in the shape of the Mickey D's golden arch. Often caused by not going to the bathroom on a regular basis.
Oh man, I was constipated for a week. When I finally was able to go, I made an arch dook.
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Dook Internet pervert. A person who tries to take advantages of other people depending on their sex, age, and race.
He's a dook for trying to convince me to see him at the mall.
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"I need to hit up the bathroom, I've got a baby on board."
"It's called 'a dook on deck', dude."
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