the guy who sits next to me at work
Dave is a douchebag. I want to kick him in the nuts.
Person #1: Did you see Criss Angel's Twitter about kicking Ryan Ross in the crotch?
Person #2: Yeah, he just proved once again how accurate that Supernatural episode title was.
Person #1: Which episode?
Person #2: "Criss Angel is a douchebag".
Person #1: LOL
An insult primarily used by caucasians in reference to a person who is rude, irritating, inconsiderate, exceedingly ignorant, or filled with unwarranted self-importance. Douchebags are often seen wearing trucker caps and affliction tees, and they often use the word "gay" in a pejorative sense.
Guy #1: "...everyone on welfare is just eating away at our tax dollars. Most of them aren't even poor. They just keep having kids to get a fatter check. My cousin's best friend's ex boyfriend's aunt had like 9 kids and drove a sparkly impala with spinners that she got using welfare checks. Welfare queens. Pshaw."
Guy #2: "Oh god, this guy's been pounding sparks all night and spewing his fox news commentary on everyone here. He's fucking up our party."
Guy #3: "What a douchebag."
a complete retard who cracks jokes that nobody thinks are funny.
see jake
"what a douchebag"
"yeah, what a jake"
A stupid fucking jackass who feels the need to fuck with people who are not their friends.
Did you hear?? Those douchebags Jesse, Nick and Caleb got their asses kicked when they fucked with the wrong guy.