adj; a person who brings the mood down, and makes people feel sad
Caroline why are you being such a dippy downer!
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An annoying person who responds to hearing someone elseβs experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much less interesting or boring corresponding story. (Note: The story will be much longer than you could ever imagine or want)
Person: Last summer I went to Thailand and rode on an elephant.
One Downer: Last summer I rode my horse in my backyard while my brother watched. My brother also rode the horse. then we went inside my house and had a sandwich.
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The one who never lets you make out with the guy who just got out of prison, or the hot young meat at the bar.
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A stun gun or a taser capable of dropping one to the ground instantly.
She pulled out her Debbie Downer and dropped his ass with 12000 volts of electric current.
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A man who is a downer, depressed, glass half-full, woe-is-me.
George is a real David Downer.
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A person that is a complete salty downer. They are completley idiotic and make nonsense jokes. Doosy Downers mostly eat chicken and rice and are mostly chinese. They are really stupid and annoying.
Hongjie is a doosy downer.
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Total spastic, someone whoβs knees donβt function the way they should
Fuck sake why are you such a Scott downer
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