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A mythical being that will come into your bed at night at stick his dick up your ass.
Henry: *Zzzz* *snore* --- WTF was that?
Percy: *Purrr* *hump*
Henry: Holy shit! Is that a-- it's a dragon! I just got f*cked by a dragon! FML
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While vomiting, publicly, one makes a flapping movement with one's arms, thus invoking the image of a dragon breathing fire, or in this case vomit.
he just dragoned everywhere, it was... impressive
look at ___ he/she is dragoning! GO! GO! GO!
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A fat female. Often used in phrases with the word 'Slay' which means having sex
Make sure you keep a pitcher of water next to the bed when slaying dragons.
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A sexual beast, arousal at sight, so freaking horny all day long.
Has a HUGE penis.
:D ~ ~ ~ C==========3
woman: GIVE IT TO ME DRAGON !
dragon: ROAR !
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someone who likes bands like slipknot, lamb of god, "gay metal".
& also someone who does hairwhips at shows.
sometimes just a gothic person, who wears trip pants and alot of black.
"bro, check out that dragon with the slipknot shirt"
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An EXTREMELY big girl (think offensive lineman big), who is not only heavy but also tall. Isn't necessarily morbidly obese, but is a beast of a woman. Sometimes will hang out with girls with "talent". But will usually be in the presence of a "handler" and may also be accompanied by other dragons.
You slay a dragon if you take her home for sex. The hand gesture to your buddy that a dragon is near is to make a motion of pulling a huge sword out of its scabbard like a knight!
My buddy got drunk in a bar and ended up going home to slay a Dragon last night. She will crush him! She HAD to have been 5'9 and 250 lbs!!! Luckily I fended off her handler.
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