Balls in drain

Extremely drunk. Taking a shower to sober up. Too drunk to stand in the shower.

Everytime Tony drinks Jack Daniel's, he gets balls in drain.

By the end of the party, Lisa was balls in drain.
How drunk was he? He was balls in drain drunk.

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Straight-Drain

To urinate in a shower, while its running or not, directly into the drain without any splashage or spillage onto the rest of the shower basin/tub and/or shower walls.

Being concerned over the health and safety of his roommates, B-Rad decided to straight-drain instead of go free willy.

Matthew was too drunk to perform a straight-drain so we made him go outside.

up the drain

Corporations do not like to waste money so instead of watching profits go down the drain, the drain is installed at the top where profits are accessed by the CEO, executives and shareholders.

employee 107562: No raise again this year.

employee 303267: That's because all the profits keep going up the drain.

drain the toad

To take a whiz. To take a leak. To bleed the lizard. To see a man about a horse.

Common at least since early 1950s.

Pull over here, Ma, I gotta drain my toad.

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Drain Mustache

The hair left behind at the edge of drain after a female or male shaves their fun parts in the shower.

My roommate Ben left a drain mustache in the shower before he went out last night.

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circling the drain

When you are unsure if your partner is ok with sticking your figure in their butt, so you just circle around before you stick it in.

Yeah man, I was circling the drain until she said, "you can knock at the door, but you can't go in."

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Wallet Drain

When your significant other drains all the money out of your wallet/purse.

I love da bitch, but man she is a serious case of wallet drain.

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