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Rorke's Drift was a mission station on the Buffalo River that was defended by the men of B Coy, 2-24 Regiment of Foot from thousands of Zulu warriors on the 22nd-23rd of January, 1879.
Guy: Hey did you hear about Rorke's Drift?
Guy 2: Yeah, where those Brits kicked the Zulu's arses!
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Tokyo drifting influenced racing, in which highly intoxicated drivers race cars on icy and snowy roads and force the cars into a oversteer. The driver's must consume a cup of hot brandy, one joint of marjuana and 50 mg of Seroquel, thirty minutes prior to racing. All cars must be rear wheel drive only.
winner: I won the Monroe County Pocono Drift-A-Thon.
reporter: What did you win?
winner: Pocono drifting! Yeeeeaaaaaah!
reporter: No. What prize did you win?
winner: That's a good fucking question.
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When you are driving along a road and you start to think about other stuff, like what you're going to do when you get home or which cheesy pick-up line you're going to use at the party tonight, and you stop paying attention to the road.
Drift driving may result in drifting onto the wrong side of the road while you're drifting off into your thoughts.
Guy #1: That Stella girl is pretty cute, do you think she'll be at the party tonight?
Guy #2: Maybe, try using the 'your eyes look like stars' line - Stella means star, y'know?
Guy #1: Don't think too hard, dude. You might start to drift drive!
Guy #2: Oops, wouldn't want that...
A Person who is hailed as the top drift driver in a race(s), this usually involves drifting that exceeds in speed, angle and danger. Although many have tried to claim this title it is clear that it belongs to Keiichi Tsuchiya (born in January 1956) who became a professional race driver after years of experience racing in underground street races.
Yo, that guy is the drift king in this town.
"I drift not because it is a quicker way around a corner, but it is the most exciting way" - Keiichi Tsuchiya drift king :)
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When one is participating in a Devil's Threeway and accidentally enters the other man's anus.
I was having the best threeway of my life until I Tokyo Drifted. Chad's never looked at me the same.
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A title given only to the best of the best; mainly those in college
“They called me the Drift King back in college”
“Sir please get out of my house”
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The wafting stench of the Farmer John's slaughterhouse that drifts from Vernon, CA into neighboring Boyle Heights.
"My God, what is that horrendous stench?"
"Calm down, Charles, the Vernon Drift is out tonight."
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