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This occurs when you attempt to text message someone from a payphone while under the influence of top much alcohol.
I was totally drunken texting you last night dude! It was hilarious...
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Performing a handjob while intoxicated.
I was so wasted last night, I ended up giving that nerd a drunken handshake.
The act of driving through a red light at high speed while simultaneously throwing a brick or hammer into or at the window of the stopped cars
Holy shit ive just performed the classic Drunken Builder
The act of requesting friends with mutual friends on Facebook while under the influence of alcohol. Also known as FUI or Friending under the influence.
She awoke to several Facebook notifications of new friends as she had been drunken friending the night before.
Due to Facebook drunken friending he had several friends he had no recollection of acquiring (and didn't know who the hell they were).
When one places a half empty beer bottle on the end of his penis then spins it to the beat of samba music.
after waking up to broken beer bottles on the floor, Jeff admitted to furiously practicing his drunken helicopter the night before.
An unattractive girl who is off-putting enough to make a man choose his right hand over hitting on her even when he is drunk. In extreme cases, the girl may defined as a Shitfaced Righty
- "That 'girl' was all over you last night, you hook up"
- "No, she was a Drunken Righty, even after a half rack, I decided to rub one out instead"
A “drunken prophet” is when you are fucking a dude so hard up the ass he starts speaking in tongues and experiencing spiritual ecstasy resulting in the revelation of the meaning of life.
I was giving it to Alan so hard up his ass last night that he had a drunken prophet.