Random
Source Code
Random
The action of fucking bitches when hungover.
Hey!, Why were you drunk with my wife!?!?
1👍 4👎
A t-shirt that hangs low by the collar due to excessive wearing or harsh treatment.
Your shirt is messed up, look you got a drunk white T-shirt on.
6👍 54👎
When shit does not work out as planned so you go with the flow after getting pissed up at the bar.
Slobodan waited for the call to go to the club later. His Drunk Plans changed after his homies said fuck Hamilton we going to Toronto!!
428👍 2👎
When you try to get your girl drunk but it backfires and she pukes all night and you can’t get a piece.
I only want a couple drinks. I don’t want to get backfire drunk.
Refraining from having sex with a female while you are both suffering from the effects of overindulgence in alcohol. Most cases like that are usually described as brewer’s droop or beerdick. Perhaps the person who came up with the idea that this is down to morals, ethics or willpower should remember the old saying a standing cock has no conscience and leave the bullshit to the politicians.
“Sally and I got ratassed last night; she was gagging for it, but I didn’t do anything.”
“Drunk chivalry?”
“Nah, brewer’s droop.”
346👍 6👎
The act of searching for old flames, lovers, flings, crushes, acquaintances, etc. on Facebook while intoxicated, which results in sending friend requests that you wouldn't typically send if you were sober. Very similar to drunk dialing.
I noticed you and Joe are now Facebook friends. How did that happen?
I have NO idea! I must've been drunk adding again.
38👍 1👎