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A bowel movement so long that one end protrudes out of the toilet water.
After three days of being backed up, I dropped a massive dry ender.
When you get all the usual initial feelings of crying. You get the muscle spasms etc. And it feels just like crying. Though no tears appear and then ends abruptly. Its absolutely real then disappears.
I was upset. But just had a dry cry. Perhaps the emotions are buried deep inside.
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My bum hurts, I was dry roasted last night, I forgot the lube
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To go for an undesirable amount of time without having sex. This is primarily found in men.
"Man, you've been getting no action. You're on a real dry streak. Why don't we just call you 'Dry Streak' Murphy."
"Women are like camels. They don't even know the definition of dry streak."
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To ask for in an indirect and roundabout way. Dropping vague hints that are not clear or straightforward in making a request.
My son was dry begging to use the car Friday night instead of just asking; What are you eating? It sure looks good. Stop dry begging!
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The most satisfying wipe job performed for rectal cleansing post defecation. To dry wipe, one pinches a clean turd and the subsequent wiping of the ass results in the toilet paper being clean and "dry" and free of any fecal remnants.
Roger was already running late for work but he felt the urge to take a dump before embarking upon his long commute to the office. Fortunately for Roger and his high fiber diet, he was able to pinch off a clean loaf and was able to dry wipe thus saving him valuable time.
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To indirectly snitch someone out, without actually informing on someone.
Russell flies Tom's Toy Helicopter on to the roof, Tom doesn't know yet. Dave is about to dry snitch.
Dave: Hey Tom, what's this remote control for?
Tom: That's for my new helicopter. Hey, where is it anyways?
Dave: Ohhh... I don't know, I saw Russell flying a helicopter earlier..
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