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To be drunk and high beyond possibility. To become this fucked up, you have to start before the sun goes down, and you need a White Owl and a couple of Black and Mild cigarellos. Always smoke and THEN drink. Side effects include:
1. Rapping to no music.
2. Hallucination of lesbian fornication.
3. Phone calls to the wrong people.
4. Possible loss of $20.
5. Ripping the button off your pants while trying to pee.
6. Swamp Ass
7. Lacrosse stick up your ass.
8. Rocking back and forth at the kitchen table, spitting all over the place.
NOTE: IF YOU PLAN ON BECOMING DUE-WESTED, HAVE SOMEONE HIDE YOUR MONEY AND PHONE FROM YOU. YOUR FRIEND MIGHT BE A HORRIBLE BABYSITTER!
Dani: Let's get Due-Wested guys!
Shannon: I'll watch.
Matt: Ok, sounds like fun!
2 HOURS LATER...
Dani: Holy shit Matt! You just smoked a whole blunt and did 11 shots! I think you might be Due Wested!
Matt: (Unrecognizable muttering, tries to stand up and fails)
Shannon: Well damn. I think I'll go on a walk with Tiffany.
Tbh I think it’s a gun tbh idk
Shut up before I hit u with da dues dues
huge ass huge tits and can throw it back like a god. he may occasionally throw in a moan but im not complaining. if u see a wild justin make sure to take off ur pants immediatly cuz its boutta get spicy
i just had so much sex with Justin Dues
When you say something and cover it up to make it sound better.
Justin: with all due respect......
Brad: you can't say that!!
Justin: it makes it better!
A skateboard trick in which one grinds while holding their hat in front of their belly with both of their hands.
Dude, I'm gonna combo a kickflip into a 'with all due respect'.
"I'm about to f**king heavily disrespect you"
Intern: With all due respect sir, eat a dick
Boss: ...
A person that does not meet a measure of prudence, not responsible, shows no diligence, and ordinarily exercised by a non-reasonable person under any circumstances.
I am surrounded by a team of non-due diligenger's. Can someone step up and go up and beyond the call of duty.