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Bring me thereplz
I failed my final and now I need some undercover eggplant
A brilliant fellow with good taste in pretty much everything except for the mysterious purple fruit known by some as a vegetable.
Did you tell all the boys who hate eggplant that we’re all just bowls of fruit floating in a sea of purple carrots on the prairie?
Eggplant Hard is the hardest version of hard.
I was playing basketball the other day and went Eggplant Hard.
eggplant casserole is very cool
hey do you see eggplant casserole
yeah it's cool
A popular Finnish phrase used to describe the lack of similarity between potatoes and eggplants.
Hey, this potato isn't purple, it's "potato, eggplant".
The site and smell of one’s penis after spending at least 4 nights on the Margaree River fishing 8-12 hours daily, having gone unbathed and a lack of adequate food and water.
Bobby Sinclair- man it’s been 7 days on the river steady! I just picked up this hitchhiker girl and I think I’m gonna have to give her the Margaree eggplant!
The act of releasing onto a girl’s chest while having sex on the beach, after which one presses the woman’s breasts into the sand, thereby making what resembles two delicious eggplant cutlets. This move is similar to the “Chicken Cutlet” and “Screaming Seagull,” and acts as a vegetarian alternative.
I took Tina to the beach, and as we were going at it, she told me to finish on her chest. I surprised her by rolling her over, pressing her breasts into the sand, and making two perfect eggplant cutlets out of those beautiful warlocks.