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A dumb bitch that likes to run her mouth. a boyfriend stealer a want to be mexican that thinks she something because she lived in the butlers
do be do that A Tricia Elders shit!!!
When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.
I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.
A young male/female who possesses little to no friends and slays nothing. Not even an spider if it found it in its bath.
Elder booby is a mess!
The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.
'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'
In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.
'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'