when someone suddenly drops their head down to check their phone in their lap. Happens frequently at meals, business meetings, etc.
Person 1: Well, we were talking, but then his head just fell over...
Person 2: Did he have a phone in his hand?
Person 1: Well, yeah...
Person 2: Oh, he must have electronic narcolepsy...
A term used for relatives with whom you exchange texts or emails but whom you generally do not see for in-person visits.
I am in close touch with my extended family back East, I refer to them as my electronic relatives.
Someone who is negatively charged
“I love going on Twitter to say something offensive and piss some people off because I’m a human electron”
The amount of energy released when an electron is added to the valence shell of an isolated gaseous atom
Highest electron affinity in the periodic table is of chlorine (Cl)
The absolute worst kind if human being, spends the majority of their time checking the top left of their screen to see if their beloved FPS for even a second. Builds the elite gaming machine only to cry about a single out of place texture. 99% of the time they are egotistical self loving bastards who love licking their own arseholes and crying when they touch a console.
I met a gamer today
What kind?
He played PC
Ahhhhh, electronic virgin
(Noun) When you consecutively hit a dab pen then a nicotine vape to reach a mulchie affect.
See #mulchie
“Man at school I was blasted all day off of electronic mulchies”
n.) When your heart is manufactured by the 99 cent store in your area, it is an electronic organ.
n.) When your science teacher fucks up and means organism, or when Google Autocorrect fucks up.
Karen placed an order for a drum set priced at $979.99 and an electronic organ for $1754.49 at the 99 cent store.