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A person, or group of people, who like to ride elevators. Taking elevators for occasional joy rides, and possibly capture a video of the event.
Whenever he spots an elevator, he has to video a round trip ride. He must be an Elevator Enthusiast.
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In elevators of large office buildings, the coveted position right in front of the little TV screen that displays news headlines, weather, etc.
After the group of HR got off on 23, I quickly grabbed elevator shotgun to check the sports scores from last night on my way up.
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it is when some one crouches down breathes heavily for a period of time(until feeling light headed), and then taking a hit of marijuana while slowly standing up. I have passed out numerous times doing this and a few friends ahve passed out too. The longer you hold your hit in the more likey you will pass out.
"Yo dude i took an elevator hit today, and i passed out and hit the ground man!"
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An extremely short summary. The kind of summary that can be used when you're going up or down in an elevator, and can explain the matter during those few seconds
I was in an elevator and had 40 seconds to explain my proposal to a billionair investor.That was the only period which I was allowed to me by the investor. So I used an elevator summary by telling him "I have a scheme which can save you millions of dollars. You only have to invest few thousand and spend 2 days in my holiday resort. The returns are guaranteed and vouched by Mr. ..."
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When a fuckboy sends you a video of him wanking and his knob is bigger than his skinny Dick
Zach has an elevator knob
Elevator eating is a date worse then death. The process of making the sickening act of elevator eating starts with two guys, one inside the elevator and the other one stuck in the elevator doors while the guy inside starts eating the other guys ass without consent. But while the guy eating the ass does his thing the one that's stuck gets ripped apart from the elevator moving and dies.
Infact, the cursed act doesn't end until the person that's stuck shits himself after his death and makes the other participant stop.
Unless he also likes eating shit.
Gal shier and his friend went up thru the elevator and started commiting elevator eating while the saw someone got stuck between the doors
The phenomenon in which people evenly distribute themselves in an elevator, especially after people get on or off said elevator.
Failure to do so will result in very awkward situations.
John: The elevator's stopped, time for elevator diffusion!
Kate: Why is this random standing right next to me?
John: Hey buddy! Follow elevator diffusion!
Random: Sorry, man