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Lotus Elise

It's not how fast it can go. It's how your heart beats in a few seconds. We have to say that as it doesn't go terribly fast, however those that drive it are frequently terrified.

It doesn't really matter that the ride and handling of the Lotus Elise is hard and uncomfortable, or that its dull uncommunicative steering, painfully slow throttle response, dreadful braking and ridiculous aerodynamics all contribute to the Lotus experience of poor performance.

What really matters is when you get others in the hair styling industry to give you respect.

Try driving a Lotus Elise and you'll realise you may as well have bought a Fisher Price car.

I for one would never buy a Lotus Elise, it truly is ugly, cheap, unreliable and desperately slow.

by Encylopaedia.com October 15, 2004

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elise johanson

elise...wat can i say bout this hot chik? she is off thy hiz my niz...YA!! she shall lay a shit on someones chest if they wanted, bc thats the kind of person she is!! wahooo elmer fudd= my life yo she likes guys who have diks growing out of their asses!hhaha il her!

me- "Hey elise, follow your heart and take a shit on someones chest!!"
elise- "shall do!!!"

by stud yup thats me April 25, 2005

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


elise x axot

the best couple ever why arent they already dating???

person 1:elise x axot must be dating for a while now right?

person 2: THEYRE NOT DATING!!

person 1: wtf...

by niasimp July 22, 2021


Renee Elise Goldsberry

An Actress/godess
Known for her role as Angelica Schuyler in Hamilton and..... more musicals, she has the voice of an angel and she is super sassy
Werk.

1: have you seen Renee Elise Goldsberry's song in Hamilton?
2: Yeah!! It's heavenly!!!

by and_peggy.werk January 3, 2021

6๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Renee Elise Goldsberry

1. A living legend.
2. The best in voice, acting, personality, beauty, smile.
3. Just... The love of my life.

Renee Elise Goldsberry : exists
The whole universe : TALENT!!!!!

by angelica groff January 3, 2021

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Elise-Cherelle-Tinkerbell-Saebelfeld-Jones

Known for trekking it with Purple Aki. Wears a Nike trackie with an a adidas cap and puma socks with north face sliders.

Always itching her muff, never ask her for a puff. Has cheese in her belly button and wears skiddy knickers check inside her kickers. Always puts srs, ops, x for a line on her story because she thinks she's a top g but she actually drinks her own pee.

Hey bro look over there its a wild Elise-Cherelle-Tinkerbell-Saebelfeld-Jones! SRS

by secretgorl123 April 27, 2023


kamden thompson and elise roper

An amazing couple

Are u 2 Kamden Thompson and Elise roper?

by Swollentoe March 8, 2018