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Something that you possess when you spend more time gaming than doing other things such as school, work, or even sleeping.
Jack: Hey Robert , did you do the homework?
Robert: Sorry Jack, I suffer from Elite Gamerism, I have no time for such things.
Jack: WOW! You're so cool, I wish I had Elite Gamerism!
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The association of the most prestigious and academically renouned colleges and universities of the southern United States. These schools include Vanderbilt, Duke, University of Virginia, University of Georgia, University of North Carolina (Chapel Hill), University of Florida, Davidson, Washington and Lee, William and Mary, Emory, and Georgia Tech.
Bob: Hey Susie, how'd you do on yours SATs?
Susie: Let's just say that I won't be getting into any of the Elite Eleven...
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The nukks you have to face at the end of the blue, red, and yellow versions of Pokemon.
You also fight these guys in silver, gold, crystal, etc...before getting into Kanto.
Man the Elite Four are some pretty tuff nukks.
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The few Mexicans that:
Live in the suburbs, Have various houses (huge "haciendas"in Mexico); 5 is considered the minimum and 12 rooms is mediocre, drive SUV's while wearing $600 shades, Lacoste is considered an every day rag; abercrombie is your sleep wear; Armani is just another brand like Payless, raised speaking spanish but also speak either french or german, partying for them is nothing compared to any means of average partying...spending 1$1,000 at a club is considered an appetizer,parents always lie about their taxes because they have multi-million dollar bank vaults stashed in Mexico under each one of their childrens names, wealth is never an issue and showing it off is never done intentionally...but people always know they're rich becuase of their "connections" or the way they might refer to an extravangant shopping spree at a designer shop as "normal", yet these few, rich mexicans are not your typical hamptons/beverly hills "look at me I'm rich" people...instead they are very casual, outgoing, relaxed, amiable, and chill, yet if crossed by a rich white person trying to show off their clothes or lifestyle, you'll be sure to see the REAL Mexican side of them as they make that person cry and almost fall into self loathing, these mexicans might be nice...but if you push the right buttons they can bight back, be RICH BITCHES, show off every single designer brand on them in your face, Cuss you out like there is no tomorrow, and have NO sympathy for anyone as long as they're happy; and their "happy" is not neccesisarily YOUR happy. Bottom line, they are out there, those rich bitches, and no they aren't working at McDonalds, but instead they are jumping on cruises to the Bahamas, jetsetting to Europe, Droping $$$ like there is no tomorrow, and living the life of a Fabulous Nantucket family...all while being MEXICAN. SO beware next time you might see a Mexican cause they can be wearing close to $900 worth and own million dollar houses all while just looking like an everyday casual person...unless you see them at a bar, club, party, or shopping than then you WILL be sure that they can do whatever they want as long as money can buy it and even then if they can't buy it be sure that they will pull out their cell phones and manage to call one of their "connections" and have the vendor fired.
Elite Mexicans (families in the US): Mejia-Fernandez; Denver, Elizondo; Santa Barbara, Yah-Lira; San Rafael, Montecarlo; Dallas, Escobedo; Miami, Dubovoy;Boca Raton, Carrillo-Garcia; Loredo, Marcianalles;Chicago, Lans; NYC, Garza-Garcia;Boston.
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When you personally narrate your personal narrative while personally narrating how you personally narrated your first personal narrative
Yesterday I played Elite: Dangerous and personally narrated all of my personal narrative about personally narrating personal narrative
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A fictional company, depicted in the 2005 horror film "Hostel". Elite Hunting is an international organizination that is a government coverup. They specialize in torturing and killing involintary "clients" that are abducted by "business men". Customers must pay high prices of money to kill abductees, plus they are protected from being prosecuted by the government. To torture an American, you must pay the highest amount.
"who wants to join Elite Hunting? They're giving out free memberships!"
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In the halo universe, the elites often force their children into the military at a young age. With their full-faced pacifiers and self changing, mechanical full body diapers, the baby elites march into combat.
The baby elites, or in layman terms; grunts, can often be seen taking point in various covenant military formations.
If and when you encounter a baby elite try to:
-Shoot for their soft, undeveloped skull.
-Hit them with a blunt object, this will dispatch them with relative ease and effect.
-Sneak up on them during their "nappy time" and use one of the aforementioned methods.
-Throw a standard fragmentation grenade at them, their shattered hopes and dreams of becoming a mini league baseball player will stun them if they see something resembling a baseball.
Once you've dispatched the elites young, remember to teabag them in front of their family for emotional trauma and psychological warfare.
Good luck, soldier.
Don't be fooled! That baby elite isn't trying to play a game of catch with you.
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