going elmo

When some one goes crazy over a baby, just like Elmo does.

Grace: OMG LOOK AT THE BABY!!!! LOOOOOOOOKKKK OMG IT'S A BABY!!!!!

Marcie: Calm down, dude. Why are you going elmo?!

frozen elmo

When you shit in a condom freeze it and then use it as a dildo

John got bored one night and decided to have some fun with his frozen elmo

long elmo

an elmo plushie with a concerningly long neck

"holy shit is that a long elmo????!!"

Elmo shirt

Katy Perrys tits on SNL

Guy 1: Dude, come at look at this elmo shirt Katy Perry is wearing on SNL!

Guy 2: Excuse me while I go masturbate

Elmo religion

Not a cult.

The elmo religion is not a cult

Elmo's Song

A song sang by Elmo off Seasame Street

''La la la la! la la la la. Elmo's Song

Elmo Knots

Excessive knotted up ass hairs of a ginger that has a very hairy anal region.

I’m so repulsed. That burly, hairy ginger plumber they sent out bent over and his plumer’s crack was spouting Elmo Knots.

I finally shagged that Hot ginger chick in accounting. But dude her ass was full of Elmo Knots.

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