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A written request to have sex. Exactly like a booty call, but via email instead of the phone. We all know that sometimes you can't call (if your boss is near by, etc), so you issue a booty email instead.
1) Booty Email time: 4:30pm. Meet me in the janitor’s closet at 5:05pm.
2) Booty Email time: 2pm. I want to come over to your place at 10pm tonight to get laid, will you be home?
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To be so efficient and quick in replying to emails, it borders on Ninja skills.
Wow, Alan got that email sent out to the entire department in 1 minute! He is an email ninja!
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Stroking another one's ego to make yourself noticed by higher ranks in group email
That guy is email fluffing his way to a promotion
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Similar to a bootie call, but through email.
When a person sends you an email asking you a question or requesting something from you, but once you answer their question or request you never hear from them again.
Dude, Matt just emailed me for the answers to our assignment. After I sent him the answers I asked him for his notes, but never got a response.
Ah.... You're just his bootie email.
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The process by which an email, which you are copied on, has replicated each of its replies, separated the thread into several identical threads, each containing in its own new information from the others copied, without you knowing what the fuck is going on anymore
Hey I was looking into that Baggage that got lost and I found that it wasn't in our storage facility.
Yeah, everyone already knew that because Someone else found it found it like an hour ago, I guess you weren't on that thread...
I think urban dictionary should have a definition about "email mitosis" to describe that phenomenon.
The ultimate damage control
Implies something just done was so heinously illegal and immoral that who did it should just delete their emails before they are hanged for treason and shamed by history.
When asked by her most trusted assistant how she could assist covering up their role in the death of Americans at Benghazi and the systematic destruction of Libya and Europe Hillary Clinton calmly told her, "Delete the Emails xD"