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Term usually used for the date when a police officer dies. Often seen in in memorium posts
'Officer John Smith, NYPD, End of Watch February 31st'
When you have just smashed one out, and your wife or girlfriend or any regular whore asks you to make sweet sweet fuck to her, and you do it, but when you come the amoung of sperm that is produced couldn't even bukkake a sea monkey. Very embarrassing.
(walks into bathroom and sees wife's victorias secret catalogue in magazine rack conveniently placed next to toilet for literate shits.)
"oh victoria silstedt you don't know what you are doing to me..."
(blows a huge load of spunk into the toilet, wipes his bell end with a piece of bog roll, and then proceeds to wash his hands and wait around for a minute until his boner subsides and it is safe to go back out to dinner with his friends in the dining room. when he goes out all of his friends have gone and his wife is stood there naked, she says "fuck me barry" he jumps right on her ass, and starts riding her like a donkey on blackpool beach, that is, very slowly and being led by a dirty gypsy holding a rope. she screams "i want you to come all over my tits!" he thinks "fucking victoria silvstedt, so damn sexy arrrggghhh." eventually he is forced to come through what is essentially mollesturbation from his wife, and produces a puddle of weak ass sperm no larger than a one penny piece, the new ones at that. everybody feels very bad , and they go and drink a cup of tea.)
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A happy ending for a romantic couple in a soap opera - it refers to walking off into a sunset together.
A sunset ending usually means the couple involved leaves the show, as soaps tend to create pointless conflicts for anyone happy in a relationship for longer than five minutes. The only way to stay happy is to leave for good - preferably in a dramatic, romantic, hopelessly happy, sunset ending.
"All I want is for John Paul and Craig to get their Sunset Ending, leave Hollyoaks, and spend the rest of their lives together."
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The Deep End is used to refer to a risky, long and hard-working situation with a goal or objective achieved at the end.
"Hey, have you seen what Junior has been doing recently?'
"Yeah, he's really been out here in The Deep End
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Most hilarious flash animation ever. If you want to see it go to endofworld.net.
Hokay. so. here is the earth.
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet earth you might say. ROUND!
alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding, we are definitely going to blow ourselves up.
hokay so basically we've got
China France India Israel Pakistan Russia the UK and US. with nukes.
we've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else, whatever. hanyway
one day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down.
So we launch a nuke at china.
while its on its way china is like
"shit shit who the fuck is shooting us... oh well, fire missiles!"
Then France is like
"Shit guys, we got the missiles are coming, fire our shit"
"but i am le tired."
"well have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!"
Meanwhile Australia is down there like 'WTF mates ^^'
India Israel and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we've got missiles flying everywhere passing each other.
Russia's like "AHH motherland"
Then England is like
"Its about that time eh chaps?... Right o"
So now the US is like "fuck we're dumb asses"
Canada is like 'whats going on EH?'
Australia is still like "WTF ^^"
mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like 'well fuck that.'
So now we've got nuclear winter.
everyone is dead except Australia.
And they're still like 'WTF?'
But they'll be dead soon. fucking kangaroos
But. assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to worry about California breaking off from the United States to go hang with Hawaii. Alaska can come too.
THE END
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"I just game ended my stupid ex-wife."
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When you do something as a step to achieve a greater purpose
Manny: All that yesterday with the cat was a means to an end for the cat
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