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When a person looks at photos on a social networking site, such as Myspace or Facebook, of various parties they weren't invited too or couldn't attend.
This makes the person jealous and/or upset they weren't at the party in question.
Looking at the photos of the party he couldn't attend, Greg couldn't help but be filled with Party Envy.
Porn that you wish you could be in or look as good as the person in the porno
Wow that person has a huge cock I wish I was hung like him "envy porn"
When white-loving black people, who would rather be white, realize they will never be white, turn instead to hatred toward white people.
Those black folks sure do have a lot of white-envy.
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When you go out for a meal and your friend/lover/family's food looks SO AWESOME you get incredibly jealous and stare at it all night/start stealing some it. Esp. if you can't decide what you want to eat or are on a diet.
You: Oh man that looks like an awesome steak!
Friend: Well you shouldn't have ordered salad then...
You: Damn food envy.
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Feeling inferior when comparing your elbow skin to someone else's. The area can become crusty, wrinkly, dirty looking, or hanging on some people.
I want her wenis. I have wenis envy.
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Disability envy is when Chav's (mainly Chavettes) are jealous that someone they vaguely know gets free footwear, free nappies, free and full-time nursery places, a free Mobility car, free Road Tax, re-housing, free adaptionations, free transport to school and all the other 'perks' that come with having a child with a disability.
The jealousy usually manifests itself as heckles like 'Paint your f*****g fence' or 'I told you aleeeeeeeeeeeshaaaa (or similar name for the under fives who has become immune to being sworn at and who are most often allowed to play out until 10pm) not to f*****g play in their b*****d garden'. Sometimes it manifest itself from better known aquaintences who like to make snide and unjustified comments about the dis/abilities of your child, what a better job they could do in your position and how much easier their lives would have been with the 'free stuff' for their own (non-disabled) children. People have been known to say 'They're not THAT disabled' and 'Yea but you're set for life now!'
Disability Envy should not be confused with Penis Envy. Although, in both instances the offenders have flacid c*cks growing out of their foreheads.
Mother: I wish my child could go to University, have a husband, have a baby, stay dry throughout the day and night, write or recognise her own name.
Chav with Disability Envy: Yes, but you get FREE nappies!?
Mother: I'm so worried what will happen when I die or if I become ill and not able to care for my child.
Posh Friend with Disability Envy: Oh I wish I could have gotten Rupert into Nursery without those astronomical fees. What did you say? I was distracted by your new shiny free car.
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When you have a big SLR camera and you walk past someone with the same camera but a bigger lens.
And you both silently acknowledge that their lens is better, and you see them get a smug smile.
Dude, that chick has the same camera as me with a bigger lens, and I can see her feeling smug about it. I think I've got lens envy!
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