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an alternate spelling for the new SAT, emphasizing its inclusion of the 25 min. essay into the writing assessment.
The SAT was out of 1600 points; the Essay-T is out of 2400...
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Used after making a claim that you could probably write a whole essay about, but that you'd rather not.
WandaVision is a satire of heteronormativity. In this essay I will
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When a student hates writing her university paper so incredibly much and is so sick and tired of thinking of normal things to do to procrastinate, that she takes the half-finished essay and fucks the paper up her ass. Only then can she finally feel satisfied at handing in the shit-covered essay to her professor by lighting the pile of academic shit on fire, on his desk.
Angry Girlfriend on phone: "If you don't come over here right now and shoot me in my asshole face for having to write this paper, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PULL A DIRTY ESSAY!"
Loving Boyfriend: "If you don't write your essay I will come over and shit in your face. Thats a promise or you'll get a Dirty Sanchez."
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A widespread and mind-numbing writing appliance used by uncreative teachers and schools to spread dissatisfaction with writing among their students. Though "creative" five-paragraph essays have been written, the form is generally mandated by dull minds to make writing and thinking dull.
All five-paragraph essays begin with an introduction ("tell 'em what you're gonna tell 'em!") followed by three body paragraphs ("tell 'em!") and a frighteningly repetetive conclusion ("tell 'em what you told 'em!").
My teacher is making me write a five-paragraph essay on why I shouldn't think for myself and write creatively in school, but it's like way too boring.
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Noun. The product of having rewritten minor parts of an essay in order to submit it another time.
How long did it take you to write that paper?
It was easy, I just wrote a stone soup essay of last week's homework.
An essay that is composed in numerical form
Numerical List as an Essay: A Critical Analysis
1. More and Machiavelli
2. Truman Scholarship
3. LA Interview
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An essay written frantically the night before it's due.
Jason: You know that eight page psych paper I told you about
Me: Yeah, did you do it?
Jason: yeah, it ended up being a shitty ten-o-clock essay.
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