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a game played among friends and enemies alike. Player one asks player two to choose between odds or evens. When player two chooses between the two, Player one continues to rip out leg hairs from player two's leg. Player one counts the number of leg hair obtained. If Player two called odds and the number of hairs was odd, the game moves on to player one choosing odd or even. If player two was wrong, he will choose once again between odd or even and then the game will continue until player two has won the round, or until one person runs out of leg hair. In this instance arm hair may become a substitute for leg hair.
Did you see Mike's leg? There is a big clump of hair missing from when we played "odds or evens" last night... I totally beat that towel.
21👍 27👎
I don't even know, NOT EVEN LYING.
"RIGHT, GET ON THE BUS, NOT EVEN LYING."
5👍 6👎
White guy: I really like this girl but she only dates mixed guys.
Black guy: oh she's a evening rider.
An even jump is a jump that is so perfect. The back of your feet line up with perfectly with the edge of what you're jumping on. It's usually said when this happens in video games, although it can happen in real life and can happen to anything or anyone that's jumping on something.
I've never seen anybody land that so perfectly! That was such an even jump!!
The person you spend time with on a particular evening.
I went to the Carly Rae Johnson concert with my evening companion.
The perfect response if your goal is to make any situation awkward. The word "even" makes it just that much weirder.
"Haven't you ever thought of us sleeping together?"
Nope. Not even in the butt.
"Have you ever done cocaine?"
Nah. Not even in the butt.
"Would you like a refill?"
No thanks. And not even in the butt, sir."
When you have a large group of dogs and you choose one to stay in bed with you and eat strawberries. The other dogs get nothing.
Hey young man, would you like to be dog of the evening?