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Best Guy Ever is the owner of www.urbandictionary.com. Best Guy Ever has a weird obsession with utilitarianism and is also an objectivist. Best Guy Ever slings mad puss.
Best Guy Ever sure loves dick.
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This can only happen in your imagination, so don't waste your time; go make you dreams come true!
Don't let your dreams be dreams. Go get your Happily Ever After!!!
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It Rhymes with Mush, and you don't like it on women.
Oh, and..
The Canadian guy above me is a complete retard and needs to re-read his "history book". I'm a 9th grader in America, and just finished reading about the Civil War. Aberham Lincoln was in office when the Civil War began dumbass. And the Civil War wasn't something that killed thousands of Americans for no purpose, dumbass. It was to free, slaves and to re-unite the united states, dumbass. So before you start running your mouth, maybe you should re-read some of your books, a?
Worst President Ever
9/11
Iraq War
Economy...Need I Say More?
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Declarative phrase appearing at the end of a statement which effectively negates the meaning of the previously stated text. Essentially, the presence of this statement instructs the reader that what has been stated up to this point is a fallacy in that no one would make that statement under any circumstances, at any time (in the past, present or future) in any corner of the known universe.
I am so tired of bacon that I hope I never have to eat it again. Said no one ever.
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When one finally accepts their destiny to be alone forever, and are finally content to spend their evenings alone with the internet, and the endless amount of porn within. Fappily Ever After implies one is happy to spend eternity fapping to porn, hentai, rule 34, pics of nudist beaches, etc.
Greg realized that because of his male pattern baldness, not to mention his halitosis, and being a massive nerd, his only date would be with Rosy Palm. But he was on with that, cause by now he was a master fapper. So, with his phone in one hand and trouser snake in the other, he brought up his favorite porn sites. And he lived Fappily Ever After.
Christopher Skelton rode 5,000 miles on a bicycle just to bring his kids home to live with him. He succeeded and even got an award named after him called the Christopher Skelton award which they now give out every year to a worthy winner.
Christopher Skelton is the best dad ever.