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Ewan

The hottest guy ever. I luv him os much if anyone every hurts an Ewan i will kill you in a second. ewan has a bbc and is precious dont touch ewan UWU!

man 1: ew ewan is so groos
everyone: OMG DONT HURT EWAN

by iamagirl69696969 April 26, 2020


Ewan

Type of person who acts like a cunt only because he feels like it.

Derek was a complete 'Ewan' last night.

by Casifo0 February 26, 2019


Ewan

Definition of a small cock

Ahaha you’ve got a ewan ...

by Big bad Barry October 12, 2019


Ewan

Memelord 52

(Megalovania) 'ewan has a gun'

by Isthatasmallguy June 13, 2023


Ewan

he is a dick who thinks he’s cool but he's really not. everybody hates him and he is way more ugly than a constipated blob fish.

“Ewan is an actual dickhead - how can anyone like him”

by bellaisthebest November 24, 2021


Ewan

He has a huge thing down there and is very cute and sexy! All the girls r after him !!

Dang! Your boyfriend is a Ewan your so lucky

by Ethan hayyyy November 24, 2021


Ewan

Ewan is the biggest discord mod you'd ever find. He is obsessed with anime girls and sleeps with a body pillow every night.

Girl 1: Where is Ewan?
Girl 2: Collecting discord kittens again...

by Analbeedmastern January 25, 2024