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Boy who likes to go live on titkok 24/7
Oh look Ewan is live again
Small man very weak usually a furry does not respect women gets beaten up by year 7s cry’s a lot and has temper tantrums.
Ewan won’t stop crying.
A ginger bread man with huge muscles and a large cock when people glance at him they orgasm in all his attractiveness and sexiness (especially when he's wearing a furry or maid costume or both). (¤~¤)
Person 1: EWAN IS ARRIVING
Crowd: *takes off pants to jack off
Mutter in the crowd 1: I hope he's wearing a maid costume!
Mutter in the crowd 2: No he looks way more attractive wearing a furry costume!
Mutter in the crowd 3: I want him to be in a furry maid costume.....
Mutter in the crowd 4: I THINK HES GONNA STRIP!
He is a donkey. his small dick energy make everyone die of cringe the second they look at him.
oh god its ewan
ewan is here to get genshin feet pics
Ewan is a person with an ability to bend gender at will and has a huge fucking forehead.
Bob: Ah shit here comes Ewan
Hutler: Man he'll probs bend my gender then put the earth into orbit around his forehead
Ewan is a bad at drinking and is a guy who always has a hangover. He is someone you can depend on to bring you nesquick. He has an excellent English accent and knows how to charm his girlfriend with it.
He is crazy about Mc Donalds and cant go a day without it although he says he can, speaking of not going a day without, Ewan has a choef wich he loves more than his girlfriend.
If you are hangover in the morning you have a Ewan