The hottest guy ever. I luv him os much if anyone every hurts an Ewan i will kill you in a second. ewan has a bbc and is precious dont touch ewan UWU!
man 1: ew ewan is so groos
everyone: OMG DONT HURT EWAN
Type of person who acts like a cunt only because he feels like it.
Derek was a complete 'Ewan' last night.
he is a dick who thinks he’s cool but he's really not. everybody hates him and he is way more ugly than a constipated blob fish.
“Ewan is an actual dickhead - how can anyone like him”
He has a huge thing down there and is very cute and sexy! All the girls r after him !!
Dang! Your boyfriend is a Ewan your so lucky
Ewan is the biggest discord mod you'd ever find. He is obsessed with anime girls and sleeps with a body pillow every night.
Girl 1: Where is Ewan?
Girl 2: Collecting discord kittens again...