Random
Source Code
Random
A killing of a journalist for investigating something that they perhaps shouldn't have had, like a goverment operation or the practices of a larger company
Person 1: whatever happened to that guy that guy who uncovered that conspiracy with the CIA's involvement in the destabilization of Any country here
Person 1: He was awarded the CIA award for journalistic excellence and committed "suicide"
A humorous joke to be told to your closest acquaintances, should you get bored.
Greetings. My name is Beef, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent "your mother" joke. I will now begin.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset type 2 diabetes, hypertension and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time.
I hope whoever has just read this enjoyed the humorous "your mother" joke. Thank you for your time, and have a blessed day.
3๐ 1๐
This is a school full of approximately 2 teachers most teachers quit when they see us. The children are mostly black and Mexican with 1 percent white.We have a killer ass basketball team but our volleyball team is trash can't even when one game . Kids can't fight,teachers be all up in your relationship. Kids either do drugs or talk about drugs, kids have sex in the field,restroom,bus,and under the boardwalk come to are school we need the funds homie but yeah you can join are large class of 5 seniors they are full of crackheads!!
Kid 1 : What school you go to ?
Kid 2 : S.O.E.
Kid 1 : What's that
Kid 2 : School of Excellence (Milton B. Lee)
A cheese sandwich that pairs most excellently with watching the Bill and Ted series.
Ingredients:
White Bread
Craft Cheese Singles
Recipe:
Place a slice of bread in the center of a microwave safe plate, add 1 slice of cheese, add 1 slice of bread. Repeat until you have a 4 tier tower of bread and cheese.
Cook:
Microwave on high until the cheese melts and you have a soggy tower of cheese and bread.
Enjoy!
Iโll be god damned if I donโt eat a mother fucking Bill and Tedโs Excellent Adventure Cheese Sandwich every time I watch Bill and Ted!
A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.
Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."
7๐ 2๐
It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.
How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas
124๐ 27๐
The quality of or condition of being excellent
โI just won the first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellenceโ
4๐ 1๐