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Similar to projectile vomit, except from the anus. Normally explosive diarrhea is bile and orange juice, accompanied by chunks of scratchy objects ranging in size from a pebble to however big your ass can stretch, and unexpected volumes of fart which do a marvelous job of dispersing said liquid and chunks. Explosive diarrhea is deceptive; leaving the top of the lid virtually unharmed, yet devastating the underside.
Someone had explosive diarrhea at ihop
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the goshen explosion is when one bends over about to toss another's salad. little does said salad tosser know, but he is in for the shock of his life. the person with his pants down proceeds with a fiery, spicy, explosion of molten diarrhea, thus melting the salad tossers retnas.
oh my god that dude just burned that bitch's eyes out with the goshen explosion. damn son.
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to blow your load; to cum; to ejaculate ...
I want to have romantic explosion on your chest.
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The act of barely making it to the restroom and then having your ass explode with firey shit. Also referred to as a B.X.
Burt ate lots of spicy Indian food and then he had a butt explosion. No one could go into the bathroom for days.
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Verb: To blow out the contents of your colon through your asshole in a spectacular fashion. When done correctly, the fecal matter will cover anything within a twenty foot radius with a thin shit film.
Stan: Hey Carl, I just did a fecal explosion in your parents' bedroom.
Carl: Is there shit everywhere?
Stan: Of course there is.
Carl: Why did you do that?
Stan: You know that cocaine gives me the shits
Carl: Oh, you have coke?
Stan: Yes
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1.explosive diarrhea is when you fart and have diarrhea at the same time.
not something you want to have.
2.when you get diarrhea and you poop so fast a jet of diarrhea water hits you in the ass leaving you smelling like well...shit
i thought I was about to fart but instead it was explosive diarrhea.
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When one goes from being a "job seeker" on linkedin to being employed and wanting to show off to all your friends/colleagues through inviting them into your network.
Having minimal information on your profile and "in search of new career opportunity" to having a gratuitous amount of pages of text on a job you haven't even started yet.
Joe just had a linkedin explosion? Suddenly he thinks he's hot shit after landing that gig at BMW, he's adding everyone left and right bro.
Did you hear? Jill recently went from struggling liberal arts graduate to retail at Saks. She had a linkedin explosion and added our entire graduating class to brag about it through status updates.
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