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The condition of getting intoxicated with the symptoms of beer goggles results in trying to fuck every moving girl including fob looking girls on their periods. It may also cause the person to add +12 rating on a 1-10 scale to a girl he is trying to fuck and will ultimately lead to bringing drunk ugly chicks back to the dorm.
Andrew: Damn dude did you see how hot that girl was last night?
Joseph: Nah dude she was like a -5, you had Mendoza eyes!
Andrew: Aw fuck!
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eye-talon is the way us true rebels say italian in southern speek.
The damn yankee across the street has got an eye-talon name that ends in a vowal is about to git gone.
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Similar to the stink eye. But usually done by a woman. Typically a wife or girlfriend. But it's so intense... it often causes husbands and boyfriends to get so upset... that they often get violent, and might even slap someone in the face.
Damn... she just gave her man the Jada Eye... and he's steamin'. I think he's about to bitchslap someone, so she don't divorce him.
When you ejaculate into someone’s face and it gets in their eyes. They then put their hands out in front of them to feel around for a cum shammy, because they can’t see. All while complaining with a Ahhhhh.... sound, like a zombie
I was titty fucking her and it went off in her face. She couldn’t find a towel because of her zombie eyes.
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When the skin around one's eye is darker than the the rest of their face, much like an anus and it's surrounding cheeks.
>Did you see how cute Ariana Grande was on the red carpet last night?
>>I didn't notice, I couldn't stop looking at Pete Davidson's butthole eyes.
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A phrase coined by Pink Guy (Filthy Frank). He claims it has to do with a janitor back in one of his old schools saying "hey b0ss"
Pink guy: *runs down the street into random person* Ey b0ss
Vincent: Ayo man what the fuck
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