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When your driving in the dark and every other fucker's headlights are really bright, so you assume they've got their high beams on. Your squinting like a bit of a fanny, so you flash them to switch their high beams off, but they didn't have their high beams on, and then they flash you back with their high beams and you squint like an absolute fanny and nearly crash your car......Fanny Eyes.
I hate driving in the dark with these fucking fanny eyes.
(British in origin): To generally wate time and/or do something which serves to have no useful purpose whatsoever, often when something more important could be done.
"Fowler, don't fanny about we have to go NOW!"
"Please, stop fannying about we have a delivery to make!"
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Scampi flavour fries.
A British snack product made by Walkers under the Smiths brand. Referred to as 'fanny pillows' because they look like tiny pillows, and they smell like a fanny (British definition- ie. pussy).
J: Would you like a pack of fanny pillows?
S: Yes please! I love that distinctive aroma. Mmmmm....
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a thick gloopy discharge with a strong odour. The colour is a bright yellow and is common amoung the more sexually active and slutty.
I can smell her fanny custard from here.
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The result of hacking a hedge into a minge like structure using phallic topiery skills.
Can also be the terminology of a lady's thick chuff hair being so dense that it forms a defensive jizz barrier.
"Her fanny privet was so thick it could have thatched Shakespeare's roof"
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A game where their are only two teams. The boys, and the girls. The teams take it in turns to be chashed around a certian area such as a school playground. When a catcher gets the opposite sex he/she takes them to the rocket where the person who was caught reveals the shlong/clunge.
I was playing fanny catch and this girl showed me her clunge
A Fanny Fucker is a person who destroys a persons fanny.
"Oh my, Pashley was a crazy Fanny Fucker last night."