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A less offensive way to say "Mother F***er"
Used in the A+E channel's edited version of Repo Man.
Guy: "Dude, you are a goof!"
Other Guy: "Flip you, Melon Farmer!"
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One who enjoys plowing the field or planting his creamy crop in the acres of one's ass.
That kid likes to do guys up the pooper... he's a pretty big fuckin ass farmer.
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A China Farmer is a character within a MMORPG that is used for the sole purpose of gathering in-game currency, items, and other resources. The China Farmer is often employed by a Chinese Company that specalizes in selling in-game currency over the internet. Often times, the China Farmer character is played by multiple people so that the character never has to log off, therefore giving it the ability to always be gathering resources. Be warned that the China Farmer will often remain in an area for days at a time and will employ any tactic, including dirty, tricky and underhanded ones, to remove or discourage other players from gathering resrouces in that area. Also, be advised that the China Farmer speaks little to no English and will often yell at other characters in broken English or various dialects of Chinese. China Farmers are hated by the general gaming community for their ability to destroy the in-game economy and for giving rich players an unfair advantage over other players.
"Me and my friend tried to get some good drops in Tyr's Hand the other night but all these China Farmers kept leading all these mobs to us and we wound up having to leave."
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A clever yet honest insult towards gay men.
Implying that they are the ones who spread and harvest AIDS thoughout the world.
Yo, Pat you're such an AIDS Farmer
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Mr. Counsel's evil twin. Hates HASS, and lOvEsSsSs Sheep. If you see him, run, he's way too positive
Damn, that guys loves sheep. He must be Farmer Counsel
A female who goes through life gradually recruiting a reverse-harem of males who foster inside themselves the sliver of a chance of boning her. These men constantly vy for time with said female to ply her with their pathetic excuse for game. The female in question will reciprocate all such gestures with almost entirely platonic affection that is nevertheless so laden with femininity that it hints of something more.
She will generally gradually take on some responsiblities for her livestock, increasing their dependence over time and diminishing their self-respect and self-reliance, futher ensuring their continued service.
She will request favours from them with little promised in return, trusting they will help her "because they're such nice guys".
The female may live with anywhere from 2 to as many as 4 or 5 males, depending on their sense of self-worth and her abilities and experience as a farmer.
The males will habour a deep resentment for each other within their hearts but will mask this on the surface as they believe co-operation and bonhomie to be desireable traits in their quest for the ultimate status of bottom bitch.
Observer 1: "Damn, that one dude is cleaning our her rats while she got another massaging her feet?"
Observer 2: "Yeah, bitch's simp farmer game is on point"