Fashion Fomo

An expansion on the acronym fomo, fear of missing out. Fashion fomo is a need and/or want to be up to date with everything current and fashionable, ranging from but not limited to fashion, food, travel and luxury goods. A feeling of anxiety when not being first in or missing out on an item, bargain, place or event.

Being late the warehouse sale of your favourite brand, and missing out on all of the items in your size at half price, if you're now wishing you were a size 18 just to buy that amazing dress left hanging on the rack, you have a serious case of fashion fomo.

old-fashioned

A hand-job, particularly as an alternative to dome

She wasn't trying to blow me, but she hooked me up with an old-fashioned.

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fashion statement

Clothes that draw attention to the person who wears them.

You wanna make a fashion statement? Wear this dress!

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fashion crime

wearing clothes that do not match or look altogether stupid

That man in the too-tight jeans and yellow sweater is a walking fashion crime.

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fashion felony

To dress in gawdy clothing or to wear something out of style in public.

Earl commits a fashion felony everytime he wears that gawd awful leisure suit in public.

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fashion constipated

when faced with many outfit/fashion choices, knowing that u have the means and inspiration inside you but lack the potential outlet... and don't have the force for that one extra push... pun intended

i have loads of ideas floating in my head right now
its just that i cant pin one down 'cause i want to wear my new levis and the top i bought from playlife with it. but i want to wear a dress. but i want to wear a skirt. i feel fashion constipated and that's worse than being actually constipated!

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Cracker Fashion

When a white girl dresses like a hoochie and thinks it's high fashion.

She's sporting her cracker fashion today with that crop top and those leather pants.

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