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The act of not only achieving friend-zone status with a desirable female, but completely overshooting the friend-zone right into the Father-zone.
This is due to extreme White-Knighting.
Especially common if said female has severe daddy-issues.
"She told me I was her father figure." "Dude, you got FATHER-ZONED."
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The perpetrator of your Catholic coworker's childhood sexual trauma.
Bradyn was Father O'Malley's preferred altar boy.
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Psychological issues experienced by women who mostly have their act together but nonetheless have some problems stemming from their relationships with their father; daddy issues for women who are not insane sluts; the classy version of daddy issues.
"The female CEO of that company sure is successful, but I think she has some father problems."
Mark:How did you get on last night with that new Lass of yours
Martin:Well she had a mouthful of father's milk
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Not A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich.
Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch!
Guy #2: Amen to that!
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Its origin is of no importance only its destiny. It is the clean way of calling someone a motherfucker, cleanly.
You're such a mother father.
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A reference to having a dad throughout the week that takes care of you and your needs growing up, while the weekends may be an entirely different story.
My weekday father always brought me a chocolate Instant Breakfast drink blended with a banana to start my day.