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To have a favorite broken heart, means that you have one specific ex-boy/girlfriend, in which you are still friends with, or would like to be on good terms with, and think of the relationship as only a memory. You may feel sympathy for the breakup, and this person might still be in love with you, even if both of you have moved on, however you do not want to get back together with this person, and you wish this person nothing but the best. To go more into depth on what this means, it means that you have already moved on from this person, but you are thankful for the relationship and the fact that you experienced it with them, and you are always willing to maintain a healthy friendship.
If this doesn't make sense, think about this:
You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. The relationship is cool, and then you guys break up. You remember the relationship, and you are thankful that the relationship is over, but you are also thankful that you went through it, too, because you may have learned a lesson from the relationship, or you love how smooth things were going, DURING the relationship.
You can only have one, favorite broken heart. You would be willing to go through it all again, also.
It's like reading a good book, with a terrible ending.
This term, actually comes from the song by Tiffany Evans, "Favorite Broken Heart".
example 1: I broke up with Sasha about a year ago, but she still likes me, and we're still very close friends. She's my favorite broken heart.
example 2: Boy#1, and Girl#1 are exes, and Boy#1, has a new girlfriend named Girl#2, but Girl#1 and Boy#1 are still close friends. They are thankful that they experienced a romantic relationship with each other, and they are glad it is over. Boy#1 still has feelings for Girl#2, and low-key wants her back, because of her compassionate personality that Girl#2 does not have. Girl#1 does not want to get back together with Boy#1, but she still admires and cares for him. Boy#1, is Girl#1's favorite broken heart.
The act of molesting and/or penetrating the most elderly waitress at Cracker Barrel.
History: Uncle Herschel had a impulsive sexual taste for old women, near death. Uncle Herschel's Favorite is an act, a documented chain of events comprised from Herschel's most coveted and well known encounter.
Prerequisites:
Her tits must sag like Two Eggs over easy. You must jiggle (earthquake test) to ensure maturity.
The act:
Using three fingers you then must enter her rectum in a pinching motion, pulling out any loose debris, then feeding her the Mashbrown Asserole before it can be contaminated from the outside air. It must be fresh and ripe and done so in a sweeping motion. Or if you prefer, that step can be bypassed if you'd rather insert an entire fried apple in her a-hole. There must be a Sawmill Gravy run in her panties, and her inner vaginal walls must be the consistency of grits. Both can only be tested only with your tongue, and no pinching of the nose is allowed. You then have to pick your meat and insert it whichever hole is still duty-free, while balancing the triangular peg game on her head.
Any deviation, and it's not an Uncle Herscel's Favorite... Just nastyness, plus extensive jailtime.
Bob: I'm horny.
Neil: I'm hungry.
Bob: Want to goto Cracker Barrel?
Neil: Hell yea, what are you gonna eat?
Bob: I'm probably gonna get an Uncle Herschel's Favorite
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a phrase or put down used when something gay, ugly, scary, nasty, or weird
A gay fat man walks by.
"Your favorite!"
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The person u think of 25/8, and you love to hang out with. Also u hang with them and talk bad about ur ex together
George: Do you know Danny
Michael: Yeah he’s my favorite person, we talk bad about my ex.
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the simplist way to cook a dog if it is young and tender is to roast it. skin the pooch, draw it and split it. rub well with salt and freshly ground black pepper, and a bit of dried sage or thyme. butter well, place on a roasting rack and roast about four inches from the heat, allowing about 12-14 minutes per side for a 10-15 pound dog. brush with butter during the roasting process. serve with home fried potatos and current jelly. a salad will balance the meal nicely.
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This is a move when you take a penzer, and put it in the vagizar, and you move it strenously.
Rebecca, do want to do jimmy's favorite move?
Today class, ( of freshmen), we will look at a diagram of jimmy's favorite move. Notice the lines here and there.
Today I used a stoogie to do jimmy's favorite move.
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"My favorite store on the citadel" is a phrase originating from the line of dialogue "I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel" from Mass Effect 2. Since Shepard could\ say this for every single store, it becomes comical and virtually meaningless.
In normal conversation, the phrase can mean something is:
1. Average
2. Mediocre
3. Unremarkable
4. Pointless
In addition, it can be used as a completely neutral response when asked your opinion on something and you have none or don't care either way.
That new Adam Sandler movie was my favorite store on the citadel.
The new restaurant was whatever, it was my favorite store on the citadel.
Wife: "How do you like this dress?"
Bored Husband: "I don't know, it's my favorite store on the citadel. Can we go now? We've been shopping for hours!"