Feb 22

National suck ur cousins dick day

Hey cousin its feb 22 so now you have to come here. Do I have to do it yes! there is no option you have to.

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Feb 19th

Throw your friend Riley down a flight of stairs day

Some nigga : aye it's Feb 19th
Riley : fuck

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feb 11

the day you shove your foot up the douchy guy's ass

me: ayyyy man

douchy guy: what bitch
me: *puts steel square toed boot up his ass* that's what
douchy guy: what was that for?
me: it's feb 11

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feb 29

National suck people cock day.

hey did you guys hear about the new nation that happens on Feb 29 it's that you just suck peoples cock isn't that yummy?

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feb 24

kick the shortest boy in ur class day!!

so kick any boy or hit him! it dosent matter as Long as he is short!

boy : hey wtf! why did u just kick /hit me u monk !

girl/boy : sthu its because it national kick the shortest boy day! so your the monk

btw feb 24 is a birthday! aswell as could be an 'important day for many people!

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feb 21

Give your youngest friend ca$$hh

I am the youngest and it is feb 21 so I want cash

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Feb 9

The baddest bitches are born this day. 😤

Person 1: I was born in Feb 9!

Person 2: oh! The baddest bitches are born that date. 🤭

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