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an australian band which is utterly ridiculous and specialises in the proposterous. also (as you can probably figure by the fellatio bit of their name) quite dirty, known for nudity onstage, and general mayhem at concerts.
Wee! I'm going to see Machine Gun Fellatio, and I'm willing to bet they'll all be wearing g-strings.
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1. The act of giving fellatio at an incredible speed.
2. The act of a male giving himself fellatio and being able to suck his own entire cock.
1. God damn girl! Slow down that full auto fellatio!
2. Unfortunately, I walked in on Brad G. giving himself full auto fellatio.
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A hipster twist on "bad blowjob," when an experience that should be exciting turns into a drag.
"Oh, man, I dropped the joint and can't find it."
"Fellatio malo."
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Pretty self-explanatory. It's the use of a nametag (typically attached to a lanyard around the neck) for sexual purposes. One may try to be subtle, and move their head around in around to gain sexual gratification from the inanimate object hanging around their neck, and gently graze at their crotches. Although not intended to be, it's an act thats ALL too obvious.
Billy: Oh my goodness! What is Renise doing?!
Sally: It looks like she's having a go with her nametag!
Billy: EWWW...nametag fellatio!
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A possible pregnancy which a teenaged girl prevent by performing fellatio on the male who—if she did not sweet talk him into ejeculating in her mouth— would have ejeculated in her vagina.
The City Council approved the fellatio-prevented pregnancy method by signing a bill which directs the city's public high schools to give teenage girls mouth-on lessons on how to perform fellatio on mannequins appears to have persuaded sufficient teenage girls to sweet talk their boyfriend into ejaculating in their mouth instead of their vagina, because in the last 6-months the number of unwanted teenage pregnancies and also of abortions has sharply declined.
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She's giving you head, you take your dick out of her mouth, fart in her face and end the relationship on the spot.
I was so sick of her so I gave her a Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup (FFFB) and got out of there
One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner, thus explaining the mysteries of morning wood & wet dreams.
Brodie returned home to assume his alter ego: the Fellatio Fag fairy queen, where his sole purpose in life along with his accomplices the Sodomizing Sidekick (Diogo) & the Masturbation Monster (Chip) was to suck the dicks of sleeping males. His alternate ego was distinguishable by his calcified tonsils and extra whitened teeth.
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