English term meaning 'individual who attends a social gathering merely to obtain food'.
When Anne had her girlfriends over, Dave became a biscuit ferret as he periodically entered the living room to take cookies.
Someone who has beady eyes, a prominent nose, thin lips, and weak chin giving them the appearance of a rodent-like creature.
He would be hot because he works out, but that ferret face is distracting!
Derived from the Great SyFy show, Warehouse 13, It is used to say something is Impossible. On the show the kettle is said to grant wishes, but if a wish is impossible it produces a ferret.
It is from the first episode of season 1, Pilot.
Guy One: I've got a date with a Model
Guy Two: Dude, that's less likely than a Kettle Ferret
This is a Kettle Ferret!
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Basicaly puting your legs behind your head and having some one lick your ass.
"nothing wrong with a bit of chutney ferreting boys" - Joe carter
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A game where a person dons a pair of sweatpants with a drawstring at the waist, and ties at the bottom of each pantleg. They then put a ferret in their pants and close the drawstring, and the person who can withstand the ferocity the longest, wins.
hey tom, let's go ferret legging tonight with the cunts at the pub tonight.
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to scamper around nakedly before or after having sex
i'd like to naked ferret him.
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The Ferret and Weasel are closely related and can interbreed.
The Ferret Weasel is called a "Feasel", and its fur is so fine, you will want to Werret.
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