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Car that everyone has driven, just like the slag that everyone has slept with.
Gray: Make a fuck up last night man.
Chris: Why, what you done now?
Gray: Ended up driving a Ford Fiesta!
Chris: You gimp!
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A get-together centered around a large amount of consumption of alcohol, usually in the form of beer, accompanied by the purchase of a UFC fight on the big screen.
Sporadic outbursts of guitar strumming and sing-a-longs can usually be anticipated.
"You know what makes a FIESTA awesome? UFC fights. We're gonna have a UFC Fiesta."
"Mom had mentioned y'all playing some guitar and ol' girl singing, too."
"Can't wait to see y'all so we can jam."
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the act of taking Bath and Body Works festive vanilla fig lotion and having a group ass massaging party.
Hey are you free this weekend for our annual fiesta lotionizing?
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1) a way to describe how much fun you had with a girls breasts.
2) a super awesome party
Nick: Dude, her boobs were so awesome! it was like a tata fiesta!
Karen: Your sick. But im glad you had fun.
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Nick: Hey Karen do you want to go to the party tonight? I hear its a real tata fiesta!
Karen: sure! Just let me go get my day-glow colored panties!
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Largely similar to standard masturbation, but presumably more vigorous and, well, festive. Think of it as the Memorial Day of auto-eroticism.
You guys have a good time tonight, I'm just going to stay here, watch the O'Reilly factor, maybe later have a cum fiesta.
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Sticking one's penis in someone's ear between 11pm and 11am, preferably while they are sleeping
"I slept at Richard's house and woke up to a fiesta pack!"
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An ugly hatchback made by Ford and bought by losers who think they're the next Ken Block or Tanner Faust. This hatchback can mostly be seen driven around by uneducated rednecks who try to drift a FWD system in an empty parking lot (the lot was evacuated at the sight of this vehicle). People often act surprised when they go on the back country roads and their wheels fall off at 5 mph in this vehicle. Nobody is sure why, they saw rally drivers do it on TV, so why can't they?
Person 1: Yo did you see Ken Block drift that Ford Fiesta around that track?
Person 2: Yeah that was pretty sweet
Person 1: I bet I can do the same thing, watch this *dips around corner at 10 mph and makes a weird squealing noise*
Person 1: That was so easy, watching Ken Block has taught me a lot, I think I'll stop by the shop today and grab a spoiler to increase my drift radius
Person 2: Yeah you do that...
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