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Finisher's Anxiety

A condition where a person has no problems working on a project and completing the majority of it, but becomes wary, lazy, or just stops altogether when close to completion.

Not to be confused with procrastination.

Johnny: "Hey man, I saw you were pretty close to finishing your essay due tomorrow a few days ago. Can I check it out?"

Sam:"Nah, I still haven't finished it yet."

Johnny:"What? But you wrote most of it in like 30 minutes!"

Sam: "Can't help it bro, Finisher's Anxiety."

by Xerebann April 18, 2014


Finish myself

V. To masturbate. To pleasure oneself.

I’m gonna finish myself.”

by sillykangaroo February 21, 2020


Texan Finisher

For the more heavy set men, when a woman is giving you a blow job, as you are about to climax, you lift your stomach up and hit her over the head with it, knocking her unconscious.

Wow man, my wife was blowing me last night and I did the Texan finisher on her. Man she was out like a light but now my stomach hurts and I got a bruise the size of her head

by Phat J and Shotoro January 25, 2014


fake finish

A Fake Finish Is When Your Partner Is Aroused Enough To Want To Engage In Sexual Activity With You, But Can't Carry Out With Ejaculation In The End.

Dude, Jessica And I Were Banging Last Night And I Couldn't Finish.... So I Fake Finished

by Lilbelladonna July 27, 2017


finishing rag

Any sort of towel, cloth, tissue or sock etc. that a male uses to complete the final stage of his masturbatory act, eliminating mess and/or assisting in clean up afterwards. Can be for one-off use or reused multiple times.

Tom- "Hey man, what's this crusty towel lying under your bed?"

Jeff- "Oh, that's just my finishing rag."

Tom- "Nice!"

by getgaydude March 7, 2013


Fuzzy Finish

When a man ejaculates in another’s mouth and the semen spills out onto the recepiant’s beard.

The bearded male prostitute earned a bit extra by allowing his “clients” to give him a Fuzzy Finish.

by A.Winston October 2, 2018


Rod finish

When you have finished your drink but there is just a little too much left where a server doesn’t know if you’ve finished the drink or are still drinking it.

Andy’s mates tell the bartender that he has rod finished his beer and they can pour the next round.

by Konga December 7, 2022

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