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A pale ginger. Perfers to be in the dark alone. Also know as Big Papi Fish Boi, Fisher is a young trap Lord, and doesn't get last in the 2 mile most of the time. This man is also a fagot.
Look at Fisher Mitchell over there, he is so hot!
A flexible unit of measurement ranging between 7 and 11. Originated in the long history of fishers exaggerating their catch both in size and total number caught. when someone says they caught a dozen fish without documented proof of said catch; they caught between 7 and 11.
How many hours did you study for the exam?
About a fishers dozen
Just a regular Fisher nothing more... he's Sam Fisher
Flipping your girl ass up while your having sex then interlock your hands into one big fist. Repeatedly fisting her ass until it blows wide open.
Gave ol sue the Fisher Fister last night. Nearly blew her asshole right open!
Starting point guard for the Los Angeles Lakers.
To Laker fans Fisher is a 5 times NBA champion (rinds gifted to him by the better players around him) a great clutch shot maker in both the regular season and playoffs (due to Lakers star Kobe Bryant being doubled at the end of close games), apparently Fisher is also a leader and an excellent teammate.
To non-Laker NBA fans and non retards he is one frustrating old, slow, bald dickhead. Fisher is what basketball fans call a flopper or cocknose shithead as he falls or flops to the ground whenever he is guarding someone and expects to get a charge call or turnover from the NBA official. In reality it is all an act as if an offensive player actually made contact with Fisher, the NBA veteran's bones would shatter. David Stern allows Fisher to flop because Derek gave Stern blowjobs during the NBA offseason. Unsurprisingly Fisher has been gifted the no. 1 spot on the biggest floppers in the NBA webpage by the bleacherreport which can be found via Google or on their website
In addition to his flopping Derek Fisher has the ugliest jumpshot in the NBA along with Shawn Marion. Fisher's shot looks like a combination of Michael Redd's gun sling action and a leprechaun tap dancing around a burning rubbish bin on crack. Fisher averages less than 9 points per game for his NBA career and shoots at 40% from the field (that’s really, really shit.)
Ali: "Who is that lakers player falling to the ground on the basketball court?"
Noz: "That is Derek Fisher the worst flopper in the NBA"
Ali: *pauses* "I hate him"
David Stern: "I do too but he gives great blowjobs"
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to explain something in a very very simple language.
particularly without use of jargon or without use of words used by subject matter experts.
fisher-price this for me
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Shoving a fish in your partners mouth then slamming your erect penis into their earlobes
I gave my girl the ol fisher wisher yesterday. She was so pissed
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